Clapback Comebacks

Clapback Comebacks

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JCB By JaneConquestBackup Completed

A book of awesome and witty comebacks!


Note: This book contains some mature content and strong language! Please do not read if you get easily offended.

  • comeback
  • comedy
  • funny
  • humor
  • mature
*boyfriends the person I want to use this on is basically a slut
Carlieposh Carlieposh Feb 18
This is honestly awsome but i think i would get in trouble if i did that ahhh
WildArcticWolf WildArcticWolf Oct 09, 2017
I shall do this every day to my older brother from now on I swear!
Horror_Dragon Horror_Dragon Aug 12, 2017
Yes, I am. Don't pressure me for a name of my allergy, you creep!
LeoPotterLS LeoPotterLS Mar 15
I've done this before
                              This girl was being a bitch to my BFF and everytime I walked past her I sneezed. When she asked me if I was sick I said "sorry, I'm allergic to bîtches"
Can I just say I love the fact that Ellen is on the front cover