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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

A book of awesome and witty comebacks!


Note: This book contains some mature content and strong language! Please do not read if you get easily offended.

Miss_Avengers Miss_Avengers Jul 25, 2016
If I used that on my teacher, please come to my funeral, whoever can make it to my funeral.
DEATHQUEENforever DEATHQUEENforever May 20, 2016
Heheh i always have backups but yeah im not a b you know that word im kind but when one of the b step on my way that's when hell broke!:)
Wandering_Bard Wandering_Bard Mar 16, 2016
If I said all of the burns I had, I would be the cause of the world ending in fire.
ptxgirl101 ptxgirl101 Feb 26
i have 1 teacher that is rlly cool, savage af, and slays at comebacks. but i dont think he would take this without giving detention.😂😂
AteIah AteIah Jan 16
no one in the history of schooling can pull this off without pissing the teacher 😂
Female_Kakashi Female_Kakashi Aug 11, 2016
My friend Nick would totally say this to our new homeroom teacher! He's the 'Comeback King' and I'm basically the queen of comebacks!😆 A word of advice: don't mess with us unless you want to be humiliated!😠👍