Clapback Comebacks

Clapback Comebacks

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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

A book of awesome and witty comebacks!


Note: This book contains some mature content and strong language! Please do not read if you get easily offended.

KoalaCat75 KoalaCat75 May 07
Ooh, ooh!! I have one!!
                              You call me ugly? Well, you look like a burnt garbanzo bean
Yes, I am. Don't pressure me for a name of my allergy, you creep!
DEATHQUEENforever DEATHQUEENforever May 20, 2016
Heheh i always have backups but yeah im not a b you know that word im kind but when one of the b step on my way that's when hell broke!:)
Wandering_Bard Wandering_Bard Mar 16, 2016
If I said all of the burns I had, I would be the cause of the world ending in fire.
Me: is that Jennifer Lawerance on a book on comebacks?
                              Me: of course it is,
Hyper_Rainbow Hyper_Rainbow Mar 05, 2016
Lol I'm known as the roasting queen in my school so this should be fun!XD