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JANECONQUESTBACKUP By JaneConquestBackup Completed

A book of awesome and witty comebacks!


Note: This book contains some mature content and strong language! Please do not read if you get easily offended.

Miss_Avengers Miss_Avengers Jul 25, 2016
If I used that on my teacher, please come to my funeral, whoever can make it to my funeral.
DEATHQUEENforever DEATHQUEENforever May 20, 2016
Heheh i always have backups but yeah im not a b you know that word im kind but when one of the b step on my way that's when hell broke!:)
NicoleWritesStories NicoleWritesStories Jul 15, 2016
I can't imagine someone ACTUALLY saying that in front of a teacher but it's a good comeback nonetheless
Wandering_Bard Wandering_Bard Mar 16, 2016
If I said all of the burns I had, I would be the cause of the world ending in fire.
KaylahToves KaylahToves Jun 21, 2016
That's your one way ticket to detention for the rest of the year kids! The trains takin off now, WHOO WHOO!
ptxgirl101 ptxgirl101 Feb 26
i have 1 teacher that is rlly cool, savage af, and slays at comebacks. but i dont think he would take this without giving detention.😂😂