My name is Dipper Pines, and... I'm in love with a demon. Now be aware that this isn't some "kawaii sugoi anime" (ugh. I can't believe I just said that.) There are no cute cliches. This is reality. This is as real as real can get.
*looks at bill*...*looks down at (family size) bag of doritos*...MINE! *hiss*
Wait, WHAT, *spit take* WWHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!! *inner fangirl comes out* DIPPIN SAUCE SAY YEEESSS!!! 😂😂
*spits out sprite* WTF THAT ESCALATED QUICK AS HELL IS HOT!!!
WHAT WAIT HOLD UP DID HE- WHY WHAT IS THIS EOFKELLLFPFKCSJJEKGPFPCPSKEJFJC. CHILLLLLLLLLLLL OMG BILL STOP IT MY FANGIRL IS SHOWING#*$ #)[=% [$
What the hell is up with this marriage Crack? Dipper is so young. Oh gosh, I'm dyeing (from to die, idk...) 'cause I'm laughing so much. Well done. Don't ever stop!