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Bad Kids

Bad Kids

29.1K Reads 2.1K Votes 33 Part Story
Style By StanxKyle Updated Aug 20, 2016

Stan and Kyle lost their virginities when they were 14.
Kenny started smoking when he was 14.
Cartman started stealing when he was 14.
Now they all commit crimes on a daily basis.
In a town like South Park, it's no wonder they turned out to be bad kids.

z0e-ew z0e-ew Jun 02
I'm pretty sure all of us knew Kyle would say that sooner or later
z0e-ew z0e-ew Jun 02
Cartman jacked off to it and thus came the book "What are you in for?"
I stole, like, seven apples from the free leftover section in the cafeteria with my girlfriend. 
                              
                              D-does that count? XD
StarBooksGalaxy StarBooksGalaxy Sep 07, 2016
Wendy: So… you guys, are guys uh?
                              
                              Bebe: That means you don't have to hang out with us …
                              
                              Red: Yhea, now that you have your jobs back.
                              
                              Cartman: Aw!  Don't say it like that!
                              
                              Jenny: We still have another place to go 7u7
                              
                              The girls smiles and so do Kenny
                              
                              Let's go SHOPIIIIIIIINNNNG
xXxCraig_TuckerxXx xXxCraig_TuckerxXx Oct 01, 2016
Well, the couch was taken and the table was covered in meth and beer......did you have a better idea?
I stole money from my parents 
                              A cheese stick from cafeteria 
                              A Reese pieces from Valero