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Hetalia X Suicidal Reader

Hetalia X Suicidal Reader

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HeartBeat666 By I_escape_with_music Updated Mar 23

I'm a noob to x readers so I'm going to mess up a lot but I have read a lot to help so I might have a hang of it a little. They might be a little or a lot put of character. The stories might be really shot.

Hey! I'm not a mirror! 'Cause it seems you're talking about yourself. Say, were you born on the highway? 'Cause thats where most accidents happen. And I'm not sorry, Hey! The truths mean, not me.....well kinda
Here, I have a better one!
                              
                              Rose are red,
                              Violets are blue,
                              If you cut yourself,
                              Pew pew pew pew,
                              LASERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
1.) I'm a virgin so nice try and 2.) If I believe im all that mubo jumbo then I would already know that I'm going to hell, but since I dont then......I guess I'll see you around...I'm not sure yet
I should have put: 
                              Hey mom I took a lot of money and stuff and threw it at the bottom of the pond for payback and jumped off a building so I'm dead.
I mean I would, but I'm lazy so I'm going to not take you up on that offer. K thnkx bye m7I r n 00p0peke sorry almost droped my phone
Blood are red,
                              Veins are blue,
                              Whoever hate me, 
                              Are going to die with me,