I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

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james 👉🏼😎👉🏼 By dadlonweekend Updated Sep 29

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in an Adoption Center
And I can't help but to hear, no, I can't help but to hear an an exchanging of words
"Who shall get adopted?" "Will Riley get adopted?" Says a girl to the manager
"Hm, yes but what a shame, what a shame the girl's life is about to change."

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Why was I thinking "his dick fell off that's why he's feeling weird"
My sister lit smokebombs the other day and when she came back inside e my dads all was it lit af and i internally cringed
Garbagebear Garbagebear Sep 03
If y'all don't know, Shane was [ryans?] director and was a total meanie head so go spit on his shoes or something. And no, not Shane Dawson, untwist thy panties.
Wich I don't mind because everyone has, just his has the hobby to burn Guitars alive
Aren't we all...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Even though I physically can't be gay for a guy but I'm gay for him...
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door…or a security system