I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

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vraillyoa By dadlonweekend Updated Dec 03

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in an Adoption Center
And I can't help but to hear, no, I can't help but to hear an an exchanging of words
"Who shall get adopted?" "Will Riley get adopted?" Says a girl to the manager
"Hm, yes but what a shame, what a shame the girl's life is about to change."

  • adopted
  • adoptedbybrendonurie
  • adoptedbyryanross
  • anotheradoptionstoryhuh
  • brendonurie
  • couldnt
  • falloutboy
  • ffs
  • jeez
  • more
  • original
  • panic
  • panicatthedisco
  • ryanross
  • ryden
  • rydenisreal
  • soispetekey
  • though
Why was I thinking "his dick fell off that's why he's feeling weird"
*puts down breakfast I made for Brendon*
                              *says goodbye to puppos*
                              *slowly walks out of Brendon's house*
My sister lit smokebombs the other day and when she came back inside e my dads all was it lit af and i internally cringed
So if he said find another groom's bride, does that mean brendon is a woman?
alanawicks alanawicks Nov 12
Ok I genuinely burst out laughing at “my pal, Ryan” Sure brendon sure
vanesaalol vanesaalol Nov 07
I tried to comeback again, but I legit think this writing is a troll. I'm sorry. It's just so poorly written :(