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I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

I Write Sins Not Adoption Permits (Adopted By Ryden)

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james 👉🏼😎👉🏼 By dadlonweekend Updated Apr 21

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in an Adoption Center
And I can't help but to hear, no, I can't help but to hear an an exchanging of words
"Who shall get adopted?" "Will Riley get adopted?" Says a girl to the manager
"Hm, yes but what a shame, what a shame the girl's life is about to change."

For a second I thought he was gonna start describing himself and I was like... Dude
Ya know who else can make any straight guy gay
                              Andy Biersack 
                              *cough cough Onision I'm talking to you cough cough*
LilyPoteat LilyPoteat May 15
XD whyyyyyyy.... Also, I am almost Brendons size and I am not even able to drive!!!! Help me @MCRlover121
Fish-is-emo Fish-is-emo May 12
Your gayness has been showing sense day 1. The first time I saw you are year ago I was like 'is this dude gay?'
Ok but I rel8 
                              My mom should've put it together by now bc whenever she mentions kids I say that I'll adopt, and she once said "when you're older you better know that you're not allowed to bring your boyfriend to the house!" And I just laughed and said "that won't be a problem." Like hellooo, I'm gAY
WAIT if Ryan is back in the band there is no more Dallon NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO