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Dan And Phil Jokes

Dan And Phil Jokes

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abby ⚰ By deadcellabration Updated Dec 24, 2016

Dan and Phil are my children.

_Kawaii_Trashcan_ _Kawaii_Trashcan_ May 16, 2016
CAN YOU PLEASE GET MURDERED ON A DIFFERENT ROAD? IM TRYING TO FIIIILM!
DashieLoves DashieLoves Sep 26, 2016
Phil- "and a new child is born!"
                              *becomes superwoman*
                              Stop that! You being so wonderful.
mvonlightclifford01 mvonlightclifford01 Nov 14, 2016
Can you please get murdered on a different road I'm trying to FIIILLLMMMM
Frickin-Zazz Frickin-Zazz Dec 30, 2016
Wow. Dan has a deep fear and Phil is just a precious bean that is still a baby. I love them both oml. CHILDREN.
ryanrossismad ryanrossismad Sep 26, 2016
My right now at 3am as my friend just told me a part of homework that I forgot we had to do. Obviously if I make one zero homework grade its death