"May I have some extra sugar in my coffee, please?"
Patrick was a hurricane, flooding lungs and destroying homes.
Pete wanted Patrick to see the rainbows he left behind.
interviewer: who is the most talented member of the band?
patrick: you know pete is really good at soccer...
we'RE GOINg DOWn DOwn IN AN EARLIEr rOUND aND SUGar WE're goING DOWn swiNGINg
God I love how Pete is now the sunny boy while Patrick is the gloomy emo
*hops into story. secretly passes him a fedora* here's the spell to summon Patrick. Deets inside the fedora
*stuffs face into pillow*
So apparently you can't suffocate yourself
*adds the scene from Uma Thurman wherein Patrick had cutesy animals on him* and this is the man who says all these in a fanfic and sings I am your worst nightmare in Novocaine huh