Halal Humour

Halal Humour

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Yazztaj By yazztaj Updated 4 hours ago

Jokes, Desi meme, quote, insult and many more things. I promise that you will laugh, smile. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (Unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines.

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#56 in Random

DementorXoXo DementorXoXo Jun 18, 2016
I went to Starbucks and the guy asked for my name to write on the cup. Before i was about to answer my friend jumped me and shouted SATAN. Then he called me cuz my drink was done and he said "Heres your drink Satan" and i see a large Satan written on the cup.
03339703733c 03339703733c Sep 25, 2016
"That kind of a "friend" ??? COME ON!!! I GOT A WHOLE CREW, 😂😂😂 AND IN RETURN THEY R ALSO CALLED BY SUCH NAME IN PUBLIC " TIT FOR TAT"😂😂💪💪
Procrastinator_Devil Procrastinator_Devil Jun 07, 2016
Yes i had experience it....they call 'fifi' everytime. I dont know why. But its totally weird.
Marvel_Lover_Girl Marvel_Lover_Girl May 29, 2016
Lol that always happens, and when my friend calls me a nickname that my mum calls I get mad like hulk!!
my_luv_Allah my_luv_Allah Feb 21, 2016
You're right. I always tell my friends not to but still they do.
SapphireRocks_14 SapphireRocks_14 Jun 15, 2016
Im totally that friend and the best part is.... no one can call me anything embarrassing mwahahaha