"Lester? Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too, Sir."
"Let's start simple, favorite thing about yourself?"
"Probably my hair, Sir."
"Why is that?"
"Because, it's not naturally this color. I dyed it, and now it's my favorite feature."
"You're telling me that your favorite thing about yourself, has been altered...?"
"That is all I need to hear, you're dismissed, Phil."
"Thank you for your time, Mr. Howell."
Phil likes to wear skirts and stuff.