"So," Ron began, quirking an eyebrow "what's the game you all speak of?"
"Well," crabbe began "every time Draco mentions Harry, we drink."
Ron squinted "Harry who?"
"Harry potter, of course."
Y'all gonna die of alcohol poisoning. Who wants to come with me to the funerals?
Its always his fault...
Wait for it...
Will you father hear about this too?
The night madam Pomfrey had to cure an entire house from alcohol poisoning
AWESOME HE MENTIONS HIM EVERY SECOND OR SO UPDATE SOON PLEASE I'M CURIOUS