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Star Wars Tinder x reader (Kylo Ren) SNL parody.

Star Wars Tinder x reader (Kylo Ren) SNL parody.

27.5K Reads 1.6K Votes 11 Part Story
☆ By starcasters Completed

You're a new employee in the ship and you find yourself lonely and agitated and needing for a date to the storm trooper dinner. So you download tinder and you find this adorable radar technician named matt. How will this go? How does he know kylo ren? 

And will love spark on the dance floor? 



*parody based on the SNL skit with adam driver but still associated with star wars and slimmers into the plot of x reader and kylo ren ;)
Looool enjoy

cweppypasta cweppypasta Mar 30
2 things.  1. Why does he need a tinder profile? And 2. Sweetie, your supposed to talk about yourself as Matt not you as kylo ren!
SyhamHolmes SyhamHolmes Jan 10
HE'S A PUNK BITCH. HE PROBABLY ONLY WEIGHS 30 POUNDS SOAKING WET UNDER THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS.
adipidada adipidada Jul 09, 2016
This is to cute and funny ... I don't know if I should squeal or laugh. ಠ_ಠ
- - Oct 11, 2016
"A BUDDY OF MINE SAW KYLO REN TOOK HIS SHIRT IN THE SHOWER"
                              
                              OHMYGAHD I'M DYING
- - Oct 11, 2016
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                              I'm sorry, I really need therapy
AwkwardOliver AwkwardOliver Apr 19, 2016
"Tell him he's a punk ãss  b**ch and totally not shredded "