Boys Who Steal Cats

Boys Who Steal Cats

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mom By tatortotmajesty Updated May 24, 2016

Spilling coffee all over myself? Check.


Spilling coffee all over the meanest (and hottest) boy at school? Check.


Failing my calculus exam? Check.


Cat getting stolen as revenge from previously listed asshole? Check.



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Ryland Cartier can't seem to catch a break, especially when her newly remarried mother leaves the country for two weeks for her honeymoon, leaving her all alone with just her cat. Having a relaxing two weeks to herself sounded like a good idea until she accidentally spills hot coffee all over Austen Black, the "biggest asshole to ever exist".

    If someone told me that id probably be incapable of not busting out laughing
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    Starbucks has a DRIVETHROUGH?!?!? 😱 I'm dead, this is life changing🤤
    SJCarterx SJCarterx Dec 14, 2016
    All I read was the description and I'm already blowed 😂😂😂. This mf stole her cat- what 😂😂😂😂
    sumeyaalington sumeyaalington Aug 26, 2016
    Oh wait. Never mind. I guess she just accidently threw something and it hit his window.
    kitties9life kitties9life Sep 15, 2016
    I did a test without studying and my science teacher let us do a redo and then I studied and got a lower grade.