Spilling coffee all over myself? Check. Spilling coffee all over the meanest (and hottest) boy at school? Check. Failing my calculus exam? Check. Cat getting stolen as revenge from previously listed asshole? Check. *********** Ryland Cartier can't seem to catch a break, especially when her newly remarried mother leaves the country for two weeks for her honeymoon, leaving her all alone with just her cat. Having a relaxing two weeks to herself sounded like a good idea until she accidentally spills hot coffee all over Austen Black, the "biggest asshole to ever exist".