You are depressed. Your friends say that he won't remember you but you still find his house. What will happen when you enter? Will he think of you as a stalker or as a lover?
Yandere: A-Anything f-f-for you s-s-S-S-Senpia!! *starts climbing on him and sniffing his hair* Anything~
Me: JEEZES FRICKEN CHRIST WOMEN!
PFFFT mine sounds like a pig get decapitated while his body gets ripped to shreds and then getting eaten by the kazoo kid WHILE HE'S PLAYING THE KAZOO!
Yandere: SENPIA THANK YOU!*sniffs t-shirt* Smells just like you~
Me: *slaps Seán* FIR CRYING OUT LOUD IM A WOMEN!
The best part is my laugh actually does sound like a dying whale XD
YUP A COMPLETE FANGIRLING STALKER WALTZ IN AND PASSES OUT UR LIKE O U WANT SUM SOUP
What I dream, EVERY. NIGHT.
Thank Satan that this is a fanfiction...