Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Caseygreen509 By Caseygreen509 Completed

This is not my book!!!! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net!!  The cover is also not mine

WARNING: One of the most RIDICULOUS Harry Potter fanfictions you will EVER read!
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Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

One cannot retort politely. One can respond politely. Retort has a negative connotation, and gives one the feeling of a negative remark. Please ponder this before writing your next fanfiction, Grace Ann. Thank you for your time.
No, that isn't how it works, I don't think. I can't say, because I'm not Christian, but I'm very sure that's not how it works.
aq2003 aq2003 3 days ago
Meanwhile the real Aunt Petunia is using her energy to clean up that carpet.
DID THIS WOMAN NEVER LEARN CONNOTATIONS?
                              Interrogated has a negative connotation. As does retort.
aq2003 aq2003 3 days ago
But..you have a textbook on evolution...
                              I'm just going to now question the original author's creativity and IQ.
Athensgeek3 Athensgeek3 4 days ago
I have made it a whole chapter. I made it. I'll be okay. *hugs knees and rocks back and forth* I'll be okay.
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              This is so terrible