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milk and cookies ❂ dan + phil [✓]

milk and cookies ❂ dan + phil [✓]

28.7K Reads 2.5K Votes 15 Part Story
˗ˏˋ kailyn ˎˊ˗ By twentyonepeanuts Completed

DO YOU LIKE MY COOKIES?
THEY'RE MADE JUST FOR YOU.
A LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR,
BUT LOTS OF POISON TOO. 

[copyright © 2016 kailyn]
                         C O M P L E T E D
                                   FEB. 1ST 2016

// book two of the 'CRY BABY' series //

ForeverBeKlainers ForeverBeKlainers 6 days ago
AND I SPIN FOR YOU LIKE YOUR FAVOURITE RECORS USED TO
                              
                              (dances around room)
this is what i get for thinking there was such a thing as a sweet, innocent phanfic....
why am i being reminded of my middle school pe coach. bîtch needs help honestly.
Remember kids - when a strainge man offers you candy, there's probably more in his car!
Oh no....just don't shove them up his ass....this doesn't have 'fic' at the end so I wasn't prepared...
lisa_gizmoe lisa_gizmoe Jun 14
Fil sounds like that creepy stalker guy that lives across fro-........oh wait