Just a book with some of my favorite vampires hehe
*gets laptop and slaps him in the face with it*
I dedicate my faith to our Lord and Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?
Im surprised no one said this but ok
THIS MAILBOX MINE
Subaru: If you're happy, and you know it clap your hands!
Subaru: F*ck you!
Me: That's what you brother did last night in bed.
Subaru: Which f*cker was it?!
Let me ask you one thing. If I'm the pervert (which I am) why are you the one pinning me, and whispering dirty things in my ear why you call me a masochist?
WTF YOU BSKSNOSNSUSS IF YOU WANT TO SUCK THE BLOOD THEN YOU BETTER CARRY ME BACK
My friends little sister will watch me while I sleep litteraly it’ll be 12:00 am and she just walks into the room and watches me