"thanks for the dick-pic"
It's not a bad dick...let's be real here
It's the summer of 2001 how meets Patrick and joes like "yo I know about music" and Patrick's like "I know MORE about music"
"That's impossible...do you wanna start a band?"...
this was thee perfect opportunity to make fun of what a White™ name "Ryan" is
Celine dion is a bit of a meme bc of Titanic, but she's a hella good singer tbh 👌👌
That description could be me except that i never dance when anyone is around because i look like a seizuring potato
Okay but irl you can tell that he's not actually that big bc of that picture of him in the man thong
"And then I saw the dick, and was like, "Eh, it's not bad" It's not a bad dick. Let's be real here"