What You Say vs What You Mean | ✓

What You Say vs What You Mean | ✓

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jake to the patt By jakepatt Completed

We never say what we mean.

    Casually back away from where I farted so ppl won't suspect.
    Fandomizer_hasissues Fandomizer_hasissues Sep 17, 2016
    I would wait until someone smells it.
                                  Then when they say something, I would say I can't smell anything so it was probably you.
                                  Then I would quickly change the topic.
    Void_Raeken Void_Raeken Jul 17, 2016
    Me: *fart* *struggles to keep a serious face on*
                                  
                                  Friend: you! You smell that?!
                                  
                                  Me: *walks away to avoid accusation*
    FarhanahAmir FarhanahAmir Aug 11, 2016
    I'd awkwardly lift my hand in the car id it was a family trip.
    CreativeEnchantress CreativeEnchantress Dec 16, 2016
    I would just wait and see if anyone smelt it and says that was me.
                                  If they do I will say
                                  "Um...yeah~ that was me..."
                                  And I would look away feeling embarrassed
                                  
                                  True Fact:I did that like once or twice now in my class...
    PotatoNamedFailure PotatoNamedFailure Feb 14, 2016
    At the time I pass gas id throw a handful of confetti behind me and whisper "secretly a unicorn"