We never say what we mean.
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I would wait until someone smells it.
Then when they say something, I would say I can't smell anything so it was probably you.
Then I would quickly change the topic.
Me: *fart* *struggles to keep a serious face on*
Friend: you! You smell that?!
Me: *walks away to avoid accusation*
I'd awkwardly lift my hand in the car id it was a family trip.
I would just wait and see if anyone smelt it and says that was me.
If they do I will say
"Um...yeah~ that was me..."
And I would look away feeling embarrassed
True Fact:I did that like once or twice now in my class...
At the time I pass gas id throw a handful of confetti behind me and whisper "secretly a unicorn"
I always start to laugh and shout: "DO YOU SMELL THAT??? YES IT WAS ME!!!"