dan and phil having sex and doing other stuff
Who am I? What is my life? I have an exam? Why am I not studying? Why am I hiding under my blanket and laughing at this paragraph?
i'm preparing myself but i shouldn't be because my innocence left a while ago
You should have just ordered it in the flavour of cum then, you idiot
(Do they give a cum machiato)
Sorry give me a moment to calm down from screaming at what he ordered.
Our Starbucks sofa...
It's amazing how I can't look at hamsters, whisks, milk, cherries, chairs and spoons without having flashbacks
Now you've added lions to the list