If you asked anyone in APH High 6 months ago, they'll tell you that Alfred F. Jones has the best life. He's the quarterback of the football team, got all the girls, has an awesome house and still gets good grades. If you asked Alfred, he'd laugh and shake his head, not commenting. If you ask Arthur Kirkland, he'd call Alfred a twat and walk off. This was 6 months ago. A lot can change in 6 months. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN, NOR WILL I EVER, OWN HETALIA! ALL THE CHARACTERS GO TO THE CREATORS! You can also find this on AO3.