| Peridot x Reader |

| Peridot x Reader |

10.3K Reads 481 Votes 9 Part Story
taylor the terrible By GetInMyVan Updated Sep 07, 2016

You're a mailman (or mailwoman?) for the small town of Beach City. Taking the job of Jamie, who was on another of his "get famous" escapades, you delivered a package to the home of Steven Universe. First of all, his last name is Universe. (that can't be his real name, right?) Second of all, his guardians are multicolored aliens. And you thought life in this town couldn't get any weirder.

Yet it did. Falling for the short green alien was the last thing you expected.

also in this ur gay lol

I don't just browse tho.. It's a hearty search to find the inner meme
Zexalfangirl_101 Zexalfangirl_101 Nov 18, 2016
STEVEN IS THAT A HUMAN?!
                              
                              No, that's a rock
                              
                              STEVEN IS THAT A HUMAN?!
                              
                              Yep
                              
                              NYEHEHEHEHE HELLO HUMAN, I THE GREAT PERIDEWRITO WILL DEFEAT YOU
I.. I am steven. Get ready for a true story m8s
                              
                              Random Seniors: *mentions FNAF*
                              Me: *jumps from behind a corner* dID YoU SAy FNaF??!!1!
                              
                              THey jumped like three feet it was great
Raven_Soulless Raven_Soulless Nov 06, 2016
I have a friend like this. Literally exactly like Steven. He put me on his cool list bc yknow we're best friends and I'm cool to him :p
Since everyone else is saying their birthstones, I'll say mine. It's emerald-- I was born in May.
micamiin micamiin Jul 18, 2016
//sweats.
                              well hoo boy i'm not gonna have fun in this if i get harrassed for being a guy.