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Brendon Urie is cast away into space because of reasons and then his forehead grows into its full potential. With his new found forehead powers he is able to return all the emos to earth but what if I give up on the book half way through?

this book is a crack fic and is meant to be ironic 

please don't take my plot line or characters thanks

Fabreezy10 Fabreezy10 Apr 11
mother of Parmesan cheese over spaghetti covered in a brown and red salad inside of a bottle of Gatorade, that was the best burn ive ever seen. someone take me to a hospital i thik i have 5 degree burns holy tomato sauce im shook
I think I'm related to Brendon! Because like his mom, I am a potato
Fabreezy10 Fabreezy10 Apr 11
wait wait wait, does he still have on underwear to or is that also gone?!
Fabreezy10 Fabreezy10 Apr 11
its only the first chapter and i can already tell im going to wake up my whole family by laughing
Oh Brendon don't you know?
                              Lying is the most fun a Beebo can have without growing his forehead....
Fabreezy10 Fabreezy10 Apr 11
wait wait wait wait wait, but can the forehead summon tacos?