Cartman wants something that he can't have.
Kyle is sick and can't be healed.
Stan has lost all hope.
Can Kenny save them?
Jeez! Dude I think we have all been there but DUDE CALM THE F*** DOWN!!
Ok this works for all my friends
Pony cupcakes. EAT IT AND FEEL THE JOY RAINBOWS IN YOUR SOUL
-Gives Wendy and Bebe bleach- here u go u can die- I mean live together forever (I hate both of them😂)
WAIT! I saw this story on fanfiction.net! Is that your profile or are you stealing the stories???
How the fu-
No, don't question it. Just flip them off and say 'screw you' like usual.
*flips off* Screw you. Ah, much better.
I'm now imagining all word that Kyle spoke just bounced off Cartman's belly like a spring.