dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester.
Me: *shouts into the void* "AUNT MARIE!!! DANIEL HAS THE CANCER STICK"
Why does everyone use this line? Can someone please explain?
Be careful around fire, Dan, the universe is very against your username, y'know
WAIT HE FELL ASLEEP WITH THE DEVIL STICK STILL LIT OMG THATS A FIRE HAZARD JESUS CHRIST
blue eyes babys got blue eyes like a deep blue sea on a blue blue day
IT WONT LET ME VOTE BECAUSE I ALREADY VOTED TOO MUCH ON OTHER PHANFICS Y