poet. ➸ phan

dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester.

short story.

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Me: *shouts into the void* "AUNT MARIE!!! DANIEL HAS THE CANCER STICK"

DANYUL PUT DOWN THAT CANCER STICK I DID NOT RAISE YOU LIKE THIS

Be careful around fire, Dan, the universe is very against your username, y'know

WAIT HE FELL ASLEEP WITH THE DEVIL STICK STILL LIT OMG THATS A FIRE HAZARD JESUS CHRIST

blue eyes babys got blue eyes like a deep blue sea on a blue blue day

IT WONT LET ME VOTE BECAUSE I ALREADY VOTED TOO MUCH ON OTHER PHANFICS Y

dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester. short story.