Texting where Dan and Phil eventually fall in love
You're gonna f-*cough*-k, excuse me, you're gonna let him shove a ha-*cough*-er up your *wheeze*. Jesus Christ I need to go to the doctor soon.
How about you give him some of those editing tips * Wiggles eyebrows*
(If you get this reference I love you so much)
LEAVE THE HAMSTER ALONE, STEP AWAY..........
I SAID STEP AWAY