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My Giraffe (Perrentes)

My Giraffe (Perrentes)

14.8K Reads 1.2K Votes 7 Part Story
t(ツ)_/¯ By AnonymoulyBeautiful Completed

Tony Perry only has one friend and that is...a stuffed giraffe named Mike.

YO SCREW YOU I STILL SLEEP WITH MY TEDDY BEAR AND I TALK TO HIM STILL!
Sometimes I think "why would you give an animal (stuffed or otherwise) a human name like that?" Then I remember I had a stuffed dog named garrett and I punch myself in the face.
Blurring_Silence Blurring_Silence Aug 03, 2016
I feel like Mike turns into a human when he's set down at certain time just like Barney. Anyone else? No? Bye
My dogs name is victor quinn Mullins. Those are three human names in one. How do ya feel about that?
cristaystay cristaystay Dec 31, 2016
What if Mike is silently yelling to himself "no you f*cking sh*thead !!! I want the BLUE BLANKET"
Why can I actually picture Tony doing this so clearly? Spoiler- this is actually real life tone bone. I'm not upset about it.