The Marauders Headcanons

The Marauders Headcanons

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I Solemnly Swear By -SilverBreath- Updated Jan 28

Ever wish that J.K. Rowling had written more about our favorite older generation in the Harry Potter series? Well, join the club. 

Filled with headcanons, scenes and conversations that would have totally happened, and more, The Mauraders will quench all of your Moony, Wormatil, Padfoot, and Prongs thirsts. 

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, this book cannot bring any Mauraders back to life, make them any less miserable and self-loathing, or any less traitorous scum.

Young Sirius: Probably because you like cheese.
                              Present Remus: HA! Nooooo
BECAUSE YOU'RE A SCARED WIMP WHO BETRAYED YOUR BEST FRIENDS!!😡
AWWWWWWWWWW REMY!!!! There's just a rain cloud on my head now
So you want to know,
                              Why you are a rat?
                              Because you look like one,
                              And you act like one too.
                              
                              (To the tune of
                              Happy birthday to you,
                              You live in a zoo.
                              You look like a monkey,
                              And you smell like one too.)
Hmm.
                              This question needs Sirius pondering.
                              *sarcasm sarcasm*
Because you're a Whimp and betrayed the your BEST FRIENDS WHO ACCEPTED YOU FOR WHO YOU WERE!!! YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE NO FRIENDS OF THEY HAVE NEVER ACCEPTED YOU!!!!