Shit Siri Says

Shit Siri Says

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TheRealMicShady By Michael2729 Updated May 31

Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit.

Copyrights: I DO NOT OWN SIRI OR ANYTHING FROM APPLE

Highest Ranking:
Humor: #2
Random: #25

(Book Cover Info: changes every time I hit a mark that I think makes the book deserve a new cover)

Update: New Cover when book hits 250K

  • asksiri
  • crazy
  • funny
  • humor
  • iphone
  • probablynotoriginal
  • random
  • requestsaretaken
  • ridiculous
  • siri
I just wanted to say Siri calls me "A-shît" instead of "I-e-sha"
InvaderSil InvaderSil Apr 14
OMITALLEST 
                              YOUR PROFILE PIC IS PERFECT 
                              I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY
MrsKinkland MrsKinkland May 25
Siri backwards is Iris
                              
                              Just a random fact
                              
                              *Transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset.*
I tried it and she said "I don't know why everyone keeps saying that but thanks." 🤣🤣🤣
TheLlamaCornQueen TheLlamaCornQueen Dec 06, 2016
If only I had an IPhone... Oh wait, I can steal my brothers. Nevermind ^-^
Storm_The_Neko Storm_The_Neko Nov 15, 2016
Siri told my sister she had no friends. Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is.