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Shit Siri Says

Shit Siri Says

199K Reads 18.5K Votes 63 Part Story
TheRealMicShady By Michael2729 Updated May 31

Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit.

Copyrights: I DO NOT OWN SIRI OR ANYTHING FROM APPLE

Highest Ranking:
Humor: #2
Random: #25

(Book Cover Info: changes every time I hit a mark that I think makes the book deserve a new cover)

Update: New Cover when book hits 250K

InvaderSil InvaderSil Apr 14
OMITALLEST 
                              YOUR PROFILE PIC IS PERFECT 
                              I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY
Siri backwards is Iris
                              
                              Just a random fact
                              
                              *Transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset.*
I tried it and she said "I don't know why everyone keeps saying that but thanks." 🤣🤣🤣
TheLlamaCornQueen TheLlamaCornQueen Dec 06, 2016
If only I had an IPhone... Oh wait, I can steal my brothers. Nevermind ^-^
103StoryTella 103StoryTella Nov 06, 2016
I have male Siri because the guy Australian accent is frickin amazing.
Storm_The_Neko Storm_The_Neko Nov 15, 2016
Siri told my sister she had no friends. Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is.