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Shit Siri Says

Shit Siri Says

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TheRealMicShady By Michael2729 Updated Feb 17

Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs XD. Because Siri says some serious shit.


Highest Ranking:
Humor: #2
Random: #25

(Book Cover Info: changes every time I hit a mark that I think makes the book deserve a new cover)

Update: New Cover when book hits 250K

TheLlamaCornQueen TheLlamaCornQueen Dec 06, 2016
If only I had an IPhone... Oh wait, I can steal my brothers. Nevermind ^-^
103StoryTella 103StoryTella Nov 06, 2016
I have male Siri because the guy Australian accent is frickin amazing.
Storm_The_Neko Storm_The_Neko Nov 15, 2016
Siri told my sister she had no friends. Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is.
I once had siri continue to pop up on my iPad so I said "Siri stop that" and she replied with a smart ass comment. "Stop what? Except for believing. I'll never stop believing." It sounded worse because I have her with a British accent.
Evryfangirl21 Evryfangirl21 Dec 30, 2016
Yooo I have the male Australian accent one and I said You're a sexy beast and he said Oh Stop 😂😂😂
mary5938 mary5938 Jan 23
i asked her a question with four questions- it was so long that the fifth line was moving on the left side of the screen