Chantal Simmons has two months and two days to find both a dress ... and a date ... for prom. Easy-peasey when you're the girl at the top of the popularity pyramid. But what if your pom poms have slipped a little? The only route left to reclaim her place on the cheerleading squad and a spot on the prom court is a detour through a rough and tumble roller derby team. Can Chantal climb back to the top of the heap ... in smelly knee pads and skates? And what's this stuff about eating a baby? P.S. I've tried and tried to find the owner of my cover photo and so far I've failed. PM me if you know who deserves credit for this image.