Hogwarts watches A Very Potter Sequel -completed-

Hogwarts watches A Very Potter Sequel -completed-

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dracoishalfelf By dracoishalfelf Updated May 21, 2016

Lucius: You're late.

Yaxley: Late? What's it matter?

"Who are these people?" Ron asked. 
"Well I don't know one of them but judging by the hair one of them is Lucius Malfoy." Hermione answered. 
"How do you know everything?"

Look at this morning's Prophet, 'The Boy-Who-Lived does it Again', 'The Dark Lord Dead for Good.' I knew it! We backed the wrong side, again!

"He's probably a death eater then." Hermione told Ron. 

Lucius: Calm yourself Yaxley.

"Oh ok. Who's that?" 
"Don't know."
 
Yaxley: All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now. NOOO! No, no, no!

Lucius: Do you have what I sent you for or not?

"Why is he skipping?"
"Because he's weird. 

Yaxley: Yeah I got it. Pulls out pouch. I had to break into the Ministry for it but I got it.

Lucius: Excellent.

Yaxley: And you should see the Ministry. The Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the wizard cops out after us.

"Eh?" The pure and half bloods asked while the muggle borns were laughing. 
"Well in t...

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I randomly sing this line around school and my friends don't get it
                              ITS GREAT SEEING THEIR CONFUDDLED FACES
Ok so this is obviously Snape, but did anyone else notice that he miraculously has grown his hand back at this point?
hpdwsg1310 hpdwsg1310 Apr 13, 2016
Did anyone realise while watching it that the small instrumental bit before this bit sounds a lot like the Doctor Who theme tune?
ElinKlovez ElinKlovez Aug 21
Ordinary potterheads: "its James"
                              Starkids: "its freakin"
                              Me: "its Harry Freakin' James Potter"