Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshot Policey Dicks 'n' Shit

Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshot Policey Dicks 'n' Shit

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I Apologize In Advance By FrancisOfTheFilth Updated Mar 30

As the title says, Eddsworld x Readers. Requests are open! Some smut, will still do smut. No matter what.

  • comedy
  • eddgould
  • eddsworld
  • eddsworldxreader
  • eduardoxreader
  • funny
  • genderneutralattimes
  • jonxreader
  • lewd
  • markxreader
  • mattxreader
  • nsfw
  • readerinsert
  • romance
  • satire
  • tomxreader
  • tordxreader
  • xreader
  • ẻw
I'm going to be completely, full on serious here.
                              My friends call me Mother Jesus. I have arrived. You needed Jesus? Better version is here. Hi.
nixbix8 nixbix8 Apr 13
'I love you so much that I want to get the government involved so you can't leave me'
                              My shirt right there 
                              or a shirt of the entire script of the Bee Movie
*Giggles*
                              I like hot chocolate do you uys do Imma go get some
                              *uncomfy giggling*
nixbix8 nixbix8 Apr 13
Little did they know, I put bear traps near my n0-n0 squares
Roses are red
                              The stem is prickly
                              Lemme just say
                              T H A T  E S C A L A T E D  Q U I C K L Y
Shy, Bi, and ready to cry
                              and
                              My Bi-Fi signal is strong
                              would be PERFECT sweaters