Dallon Weekes's Guide To Heartbreak

Dallon Weekes's Guide To Heartbreak

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Shitty plotline hq By trumanstop Completed

Brendon Urie is unstable, very suspicious, soulless teenager who really didn't want to see his (ex) boyfriend plunging into Patrick Stump. It was just not preferable. 

Dallon Weekes has been broken up with forty-one times in his entire life. He's mastered the idea of relationships, he's seen them all. He wasn't an amateur.

Brendon Urie? He's only been in one. And boy that didn't work out well.

i'm reading this again because it's really good, but also because i hate myself and love crying
SO AM I LETS BE FRIENDS *sprints to wherever they are and hugs Dallon*
BAEryl BAEryl Mar 30
It doesn't have a question mark tho is it considered as a question? 😂
I also relate to this on a nuclear level- Dallon is me, and I am Dallon.
Reading for the 3rd bc this is literally such a memorable and cute book