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Dallon Weekes's Guide To Heartbreak

Dallon Weekes's Guide To Heartbreak

33.7K Reads 2.2K Votes 29 Part Story
Shitty plotline hq By trumanstop Completed

Brendon Urie is unstable, very suspicious, soulless teenager who really didn't want to see his (ex) boyfriend plunging into Patrick Stump. It was just not preferable. 

Dallon Weekes has been broken up with forty-one times in his entire life. He's mastered the idea of relationships, he's seen them all. He wasn't an amateur.

Brendon Urie? He's only been in one. And boy that didn't work out well.

Bored2004 Bored2004 Feb 08
This is how i feel as of right now
                              
                              
                              
                              And i have waffles 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Ayee
Reading for the 3rd bc this is literally such a memorable and cute book
perfectstars perfectstars Sep 21, 2016
I think he's having a break down
                              Oh what a let down
                              A shame 
                              I think he might die
xoxmojoxox xoxmojoxox Jan 07
Not the only thing you'll be wanting to shove in your mouth with this stranger *wink*
Xx_VeganChikan_xX Xx_VeganChikan_xX Dec 21, 2016
rereading this cause it was the first brallon fic i read and i miss it
Is all my faves shiutbags in this? First Pattycakes cheats on petey and fûcks Ryan and now this? Damn