HOW TO NOT MARY SUE [A Piece Of Crap]

HOW TO NOT MARY SUE [A Piece Of Crap]

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Razor By Razor_Midnight Updated 6 hours ago

Fun fact: I hate this book and am only keeping it up because people seem to like it. This book is dead. I will never write in it again. I hate it. It's horrible. It's insulting. 
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Have you ever seen a boring, cliché, recycled, or an overall Mary-Sue Creepypasta OC? Well, of course you have! They're everywhere! 

Taking a Creepypasta's backstory? SEEN IT! 
Recycling a name? TOO MANY TIMES!
An overused weapon? EVERYWHERE!
Shipping? YOU CAN'T AVOID THEM!

That's not even the half of it! I could go on for hours on this topic! Well, then I guess it's a good thing I have this here book. 

If you're looking for sarcasm, you've come to the right place! Jokes? Got plenty! Slightly serious rants with too much sarcasm? OF COURSE! Uh...read the book pretty please? 

***Uh...this book was supposed to be serious but it's quite obvious that was a flop. So I welcome you to a book of sarcasm and a vague form of murder jokes, the Creepypasta fandom is full of them. Have fun trying to tell sarcasm from a legit statement. Have fun.***
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Slendyz1stNekoProxy Slendyz1stNekoProxy Jul 19, 2017
I mean, Nekos are cute.
                              But that could be a way of killing.
                              Acting cute in the porch, asking to stay in for the night.
                              Then, when their guard is down...
                              KILL THEM!
                              BITE THE THROAT AND PULL BACK!!!!!
TsukiShade TsukiShade Jan 14
Is short overalls that come up to the knees, thick black stockings, grubby sneakers and a green shirt and to cover it up a parka for the winter original. Ok it’s more original than Mary Sues but is it more Mary Suey than a normal non Mary Sue character?
iamkatjk iamkatjk Nov 26, 2017
I bet I could kill someone in a miniskirt.
                              
                              I wear a lot of short skirts, so I think it'd be pretty easy
TropicAssasin107 TropicAssasin107 Oct 19, 2017
I must be a rlly bad oc bc all I wear is hoodies jeans and sneakers
Rianne_Kuro Rianne_Kuro Jul 22, 2017
Yeah nekos aren't scary....CAUSE THEY'RE FRIKIN CATS!! half cats-half humans are called meif'wa there.is.a.difference.
_AHROR_ _AHROR_ Jul 18, 2017
Red - Albino. Fair enough, right? Plus I'm not entirely ignorant of the special needs albino people have when it comes to the sun ad such.