A Real Woman

A Real Woman

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Promise Bass By promisemalik Updated Oct 08

Zayn is woman. He knows he is. It's just when God was making him, he must have slipped or something. And now he has a penis. 


Whoops.

But that's ok. He's a big girl, he can handle it.




And did I mention he has a kid?



AU in which Zayn is a woman with boobs and a penis.

Okay, Zayn got pregnant and gave birth to a child but Zayn has a penis?  Did you really think that through?
The0Reader0 The0Reader0 Jan 02
I LOVE YOU MORE!!! Hehehe update soon please!! But of course don't force yourself!
The0Reader0 The0Reader0 Jan 02
This is totally my mom!! She would be like, "what do you want from McDonalds?" And I'm like, "hot chocolate" and she'd be like, "I could make you hot chocolate" and I'm like, "you could make me anything, but you are too lazy and that's why we are at McDonalds!!"
The0Reader0 The0Reader0 Jan 02
You know what? My New Years resolution is to not eat chocolate!!! Yes!
                              *says while eating chocolate*