Parent!Phan is my aesthetic right now so enjoy my brains phan fluff.
I'm not trying to be an arse so I'm only going to correct one person. It's Winnie The Pooh. It's not Whinnie. There's no h. I'm sorry I'm an arse but it's been getting on my nerves when so many different people spell it wrong.
Okay I'm done you can hate me now :P
Just a hint most kids will hate nicknames that have their (or part of their) name and bear combined, especially when they get older