Not Exactly a Cinderella Story
"Life's not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight...you're drunk."
Ariel 'Ari' Summers has had her fair share of being offered to play a red-headed half fish, half human in plays before.
Although she doesn't actually have red hair, but seeing as her name is the same as the main from 'The Little Mermaid', people assume she's obsessed with said movie.
Despite being named after a Disney princess, she thinks fairytales are a waste of time who just make people think that is you save a prince from drowning, lose your shoe at midnight, prick your finger with a magic spinning needle, or accept a poisonous apple from an ugly old hag, you're automatically going to find the perfect guy who may as well be you're prince.
First of all, there's no such thing as a 'perfect guy'.
And of course, that shit only happens in movies.
Just ask Ariel.
She is, after all, the one that ends up losing her shoe at midnight.