Heartless: A Fairy-Tale

Heartless: A Fairy-Tale

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Laura May By thelauramay Completed

(Previously published as 'Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale')

What happens when you take a heartless prince, a talking horse, a brain-washed princess, and a bunch of fish, and stick them all together in a world of puns? Ridiculousness, that's what.

Will the prince manage to rescue the princess? Will he break free from his curse? And most importantly, will there be a happily ever after?

Heartless is an adult fairy-tale (but not *that* kind of 'adult' fairy-tale) for the jaded and the young-at-heart alike. 


Wishing Shelf Independent Book Awards Finalist 2014

"like a fantasy cousin to Xanth" - Piers Anthony

"a fairy-tale for grown-ups chiseled with sweet cynicism on a bedrock of puns" - Sorin Suciu, author of The Scriptlings


Any and all feedback is welcome!  Think I should change the cover?  The title?  The blurb?  Everything!?!  Let me know, I promise to be friendly :)

You can find the book on Goodreads here: www.goodreads.com/book/show/23255697-pickles-and-ponies, and my author profile at www.goodreads.com/thelauramay.

I hope you enjoy the read!

Lol 😂😂...ikr @ BlazZeFlame I was like racist? And could stop laughing 😁
Looks like B earned an A plus for that roast 👉👉
                              Can someone show me where the door is please? XD
Yeah. Like will they be baby faced adults or adult faced babies or something? Can't wait to find out!
I love this. I love everything.
                              Bravo for such a story-telling voice!!
A straight shaft leading to the water below. XD Curse my mind.
this has  been in my library for a year. i think its time to read