Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

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Llamaandlion By Llamaandlion Updated Oct 06

Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. 
I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. 
Except Philly.
No Homo though.

This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

Everyone in my family is sleeping rn and I'm over here trying not to die of laughter god this is hard 😂😂😂😂
I dared my brother and his boyfriend to do this and my brother put the sign over his crotch and everyone gave him a "Wtf" look
I did this to my girlfriend, only thing was I was at her house and we both agreed to do this so she stuck it on her boobs and walked outside and everyone was just staring at her 😁
"if lost please return to Dan"
                              Oww that made me remember that Phanfic called "If lost return to Phil" -crafting-