Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

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Llamaandlion By Llamaandlion Updated Oct 06, 2016

Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. 
I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. 
Except Philly.
No Homo though.

This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

Nightwriter76 Nightwriter76 May 31, 2016
Everyone in my family is sleeping rn and I'm over here trying not to die of laughter god this is hard 😂😂😂😂
I have a shirt that says 'if lost pls return to Evan Peters"....
Happy_Pototo Happy_Pototo Jul 28, 2016
I dared my brother and his boyfriend to do this and my brother put the sign over his crotch and everyone gave him a "Wtf" look
__x_Lauryn_x__ __x_Lauryn_x__ Jun 26, 2016
I did this to my girlfriend, only thing was I was at her house and we both agreed to do this so she stuck it on her boobs and walked outside and everyone was just staring at her 😁
kinky_howell kinky_howell Dec 09, 2016
" i like vaginas fyi "
                              - Dan Howell 2012
                              
                              " ,,, that you're secretly a furry "
                              - Dan Howell 2016
RealPhansplosion RealPhansplosion Oct 08, 2016
"if lost please return to Dan"
                              Oww that made me remember that Phanfic called "If lost return to Phil" -crafting-