Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

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Llamaandlion By Llamaandlion Updated Jul 17, 2017

Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. 
I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. 
Except Philly.
No Homo though.

This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

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michaelsinthecloset michaelsinthecloset Jul 08, 2017
OMG It's No-Homo Howell! Now I know that this is a 100% serious book, with nooo shenanigans!
Phanwhisker Phanwhisker Sep 03, 2017
I thought this was going to be like the song I'M NOT GAY!  I'M NOT GAY!
gimmethemships gimmethemships Mar 28, 2017
No homo Howell is a lie
                              Everyone knows he's bi
                              They're so cute I wanna die
gimmethemships gimmethemships Mar 28, 2017
Jk... When he said it in his roast yourself challenge, I couldn't tell if he was playing.
DaytonNotTayton DaytonNotTayton Aug 18, 2017
I was scrolling through my library like,"what am I gonna read now?" And I saw this...