Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan.
I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything.
No Homo though.
This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.