Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

Dan Howell's guide to acting straight

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Llamaandlion By Llamaandlion Updated Jul 17

Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. 
I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. 
Except Philly.
No Homo though.

This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

OMG It's No-Homo Howell! Now I know that this is a 100% serious book, with nooo shenanigans!
No homo Howell is a lie
                              Everyone knows he's bi
                              They're so cute I wanna die
Jk... When he said it in his roast yourself challenge, I couldn't tell if he was playing.
Dystopiandudet46 Dystopiandudet46 4 days ago
I was scrolling through my library like,"what am I gonna read now?" And I saw this...
Nightwriter76 Nightwriter76 May 31, 2016
Everyone in my family is sleeping rn and I'm over here trying not to die of laughter god this is hard 😂😂😂😂
I have a shirt that says 'if lost pls return to Evan Peters"....