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Fat Vampire

Fat Vampire

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Johnny B. Truant By johnnybtruant Completed

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire -- too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead -- he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have… and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

luciferstruechild luciferstruechild Oct 15, 2016
Excuse me? but me and my fridge are in a happy relationship, we do not need 'time off' from one another
You guys are dumb😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈P.S. you both look like a piece of💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
BlissLeTrash BlissLeTrash Oct 20, 2016
Just make sure they aren't used. No one wants bloody tea or coffee... Unless you're a vampire.
Oh Walker. You. stupid. manchild, If you bend Barbie dolls too hard the legs will break off. And then you'll have nothing to rut against like a shameless goat.
BlissLeTrash BlissLeTrash Oct 20, 2016
Sex toys too? Damn. This dude wants action and he wants it now.
Okay now that is just rude. And I had hopes for the women, too!