So he can tell them confessions about his secret crush without anyone knowing, of course!
I don't even know what kind of matter it is so it may as well be a laughing matter....confused laughter that is
That's what I was thinking. It probably would've been gone in the first bite. During that conversation, he could have eaten at least 10.
*Kronk voice* "staying away from all of Slytherin..... Riiiiiight"
and at this very moment universe decides to prove that it can do whatever it wants with your life and you have absolutely NO choice...
He could also slither into somewhere else if yah know what mean ;)