I feel like my Phan One Shots are just getting filled with smut, so I decided to make a separate volume dedicated to all of my smut so that the innocent children don't have to put up with my shit anymore. This is going to be sinful.
The first thing that came to mind was "well what about on thanksgiving?? I'm pretty sure you'd feel full there."
How does one yank on air.
What has Dan not been telling us
I HAVE NEVER. What even is masturbating? I've NEVER heard of such a thing. Porn? Is that a breed of dog? WHATS A SMUT?
I didn't even question the lace underwear, I saw it as normal
I don't do it. And neither should you, you naughty child. Now drink your holy water and go to your room you fellow sinner.
My friend didn't understand what thirsty means so I had to explain it to her. She's 15 and reads smut. Fml.