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phan smut one shots

phan smut one shots

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soph🌼 By danandphilgaymes Updated Dec 30, 2015

I feel like my Phan One Shots are just getting filled with smut, so I decided to make a separate volume dedicated to all of my smut so that the innocent children don't have to put up with my shit anymore. This is going to be sinful.

My cat is looking at me funny. I think she knows I'm sinning.
I hope he was about to say milk. Literary piece of perfection.
dorkeh_ dorkeh_ Jun 29
Are you sad because you don't have a strong male figure in you're life?
                              No I'm sad because I don't have a strong male figure in my àss.
*flies through window*
                              *hits some random kid intern face with a spatula*
                              COOOONNNNCCCEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTT
I just got a bug flushed out of my ear and they like high pressured water into my ear and let me tell you that was weird. Bad weird.
mimi_x_ mimi_x_ Jun 03
I like how you used what Phil said from the why are nerdy guys and girls so hot video 😂