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phan smut one shots

phan smut one shots

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meme prince ✿ By danandphilgaymes Updated Dec 30, 2015

I feel like my Phan One Shots are just getting filled with smut, so I decided to make a separate volume dedicated to all of my smut so that the innocent children don't have to put up with my shit anymore. This is going to be sinful.

Im glad everyone's on board the consent train, but christ lmao
flabbb flabbb Feb 08
I HAVE NEVER. What even is masturbating? I've NEVER heard of such a thing. Porn? Is that a breed of dog? WHATS A SMUT?
danmeowlter danmeowlter Mar 05
I don't do it. And neither should you, you naughty child. Now drink your holy water and go to your room you fellow sinner.
Phansmut_ Phansmut_ Feb 20
My friend didn't understand what thirsty means so I had to explain it to her. She's 15 and reads smut. Fml.
danmeowlter danmeowlter Mar 05
Have you seen the what??
                              Chair? 
                              Hamster?
                              Cherry?
                              Skin?
                              What is it?
danmeowlter danmeowlter Mar 05
Is that why dan tells people not to touch his neck? Because it makes him horny? Hmm?