I feel like my Phan One Shots are just getting filled with smut, so I decided to make a separate volume dedicated to all of my smut so that the innocent children don't have to put up with my shit anymore. This is going to be sinful.
I don't do it. And neither should you, you naughty child. Now drink your holy water and go to your room you fellow sinner.
My friend didn't understand what thirsty means so I had to explain it to her. She's 15 and reads smut. Fml.
Have you seen the what??
What is it?
Is that why dan tells people not to touch his neck? Because it makes him horny? Hmm?