A book of random lemons because I'm a horrible person who loves fictional characters and if you read this I'm guessing you do to.
You probably have to follow me to read the best ones! <3 Enjoy you perverts <3
Truly I'm atheist but with Christian family, they don't know
I don't care I'm atheist I'm still going to celebrate the holidays
Not yet you havent taken me out to dinner to get to know me first
Jeez men these days
Since I'm from Texas, and I live there...
Iced tea is pretty much a year round thing down,
And I also never had warm tea in my life...
BACK OFF HOE
HE WILL MURDER YOU
TWO SHARK-LIKE BOIS FIGHTING WILL NOT BE FUN
OKAY IT WILL BE FUN TO WATCH BUT STILL
JAKE WILL HATE ME FOR THIS
Don't call him daddy book me
If you do I will die of cringing