Captain America/Steve Rogers one-shots.
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What the hell my friends mom had her first kid in 34 minutes
Lmao😂😂😂I read this wrong and thought that Steve was pregnant with the child😂😂😂
I SWAER TO JESUS HIMSELF IF YOU NAME THAT THING PEGGY ILL KILL YOU
MY NUMBER ONE FUCKIN PET PEEVE IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY WE'RE PREGNANT NO NO HOE DATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ARE YOU CARRYING THIS THING IN YOUR WOMB HUH ARE YOU GONNA PUSH THIS THING OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN VAGINA NO NO I DONT THINK SO
Then, when all of you got home and the twins were asleep we all had a but loud of beer