Confetti Is Better (on hold)
Okay, so I'm going to assume you know my parents. Charlie and Felix Stone, does that ring a bell? Had an awkward relationship in highschool, they destroyed their Senior dance with glitter, museum items were broken and I'm pretty sure the owners still don't know who did it? Yeah... those people are my parents.
If you do happen to know them, then you probably know that they aren't qualified enough to take care of children. They're so incapable that they thought it would only make sense to have seven children. That's right, seven! It's like they wanted one for everyday of the week or something.
Well it's finally summer and apparently they've finally decided that they needed to have a 'make-up honeymoon', since their last one got ruined all thanks to Rowan. It's not our fault that he decided to make his appearance earlier than planned!
Now they've come to the conclusion that the best option is to send my siblings, nanny, and I on a vacation to a lake house, since it's 'not a good idea to have your children with you on your honeymoon'. I don't know if that's a real expression people use or not, but my parents make stuff up all the time so it wouldn't be anything new.
I didn't really have a problem with it at first, because who would have a problem with going on a parent free vacation? The thing that got me was the fact that we'd be spending all summer there.
And what's worse than spending an entire summer with your annoying sibling and unqualified nanny? Having to spend your entire summer living in an area that requires socializing with people your age.
With a summer full of accidents, teenaged neighbours, mysterious caves, odd college students, and buried treasure, what could go wrong?
The answer? Everything. Everything could go wrong. Especially when it involves my family.
By the way, who thought confetti was a good idea?