Well, this is meh book of SlenderMan lemons! Hope you enjoy your nose bleed
Btw I'll be writing
MORE THAN ONE SLENDER LEMON!
Check out my Jeff lemons also ;)
>////////////////< AU:WUT IN DA FUK MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Finally someone has the courage to say 'dick'!!! Most people say member or soldier and I was like "when da fuk is 'dick' gonna pop dafaq up!?!?"
omgawd what just happened ive never said it like that before i said love me harder
*throws glitter* Why isn't this working! *throws confetti* Nothing is working! WTF?!
(I can't handle my life.)
Don't care what we are doing. *slaps slender* my eyes are up here buddy.
*looks at my body and sees nothing beautiful*
I'm FA- FA- FABULOUS