John: come get in to bed with me I need to tell you something it's an emergency!
Y/n: (you huffed and walked in to the bedroom and got in bed with him and turned on your side so your facing him) what's the emergency?
John: I may have woken up with a huge hard on.
Y/n: really that's the emergency?
John: yeah it's serious it's throbs and you are the only one that can fix it. (He laughs and smirks)
Y/n: oh my god. Fine only a blowjob!
John: (smirks) see this is why I love you!
Y/n: you better love me anyway.
John: obviously but I also love how everyone thinks your so innocent but your so sexual now about this emergency!
(Well your not getting smut in the first chapter😂)