Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the character's need to correct some improper info displayed through endless clichéd tales about them.
Canon based world. A few pairings mentioned.
Did you hear that?
That was the sound of thousands of Foujioshi-hearts breaking.
Naru-chan, honey, you do realize that you're animated, right?
So we can do whatever with you (not sexually, btw )
Dear Naruto Uzumaki,
I made a fanfic about you and Sasuke's roles being reversed (based on what you said), I want you to read it, so I can prove to you that not all fanfictions are bad, but nonetheless I agree with you.