I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy
I absolutely love PTV and Bulletproof love is one of my favorite songs from Selfish Machines, but pls stop
YOU KNOW WHAT ERIC
I WILL STAB YOU WITH A TURNIP WHILE YOU CHOKE ON A DIRTY CONDOM, THEN I WILL RIP OFF EVERY EYELASH ONE BY ONE AND WATCH YOU SUFFER
Thats the name of my mother and you have no idea how uncomfortable that makes me
But you really need to listen to me,because I'm telling you the truth. I mean this, I'm OK!
This story is messing with my head, but at the same time I can't stop reading