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Yuria Plisetsky By Otakuninjachocolate Updated Jul 31, 2016

A bad book of puns and sexy one shots. 

Bone-zone time!

wtf did I just read....
                              I used to be an innocent cinnamon roll...
                              now I'm a sinning piece of trash...
                              HALP MEH!!!
I said this to my friend when she took my fries. I pulled out my phone and looked this up and showed her the video. While she watched it, i stole my fries back. DONT. TOUCH. MY.  FRIES Q ^ Q
They seem so nonchalant about it, guess papy wasn't so much of a little cinnamon roll after all
She's wondering how skeletons sweat, I'm wondering why dragons wear bras.
I WILL HAVE TO DIDDLY DARN SNAP UR NECK!!! me everytime somebody touches my food
                              Welp imma just grab my stuff and move to another galaxy